Discography
2025 (scheduled): I Blew A Speaker In My Car .. I Think He Was A Motivational Speaker (live at Budokan) (Sony Music Entertainment)
2024: Fentanyl Testers (Sony Music Entertainment)
2024: We Sucked A Lot Of Cock To Get Where We Are Today (Sony Music Entertainment)
2023: On Halloween, We Open The Door, Kids Give Us Candy (2023) (Sony Music Entertainment)
2022: My Old Man Told Me Go Out In The Backyard and Play Hide and Go Fuck Yourself (2022) (Sony Music Entertainment)
2021: Excuse Us While We Whip This Out (2021) (Sony Music Entertainment)
2020: That's A Lovely Accent You Have. New Jersey? (Gotham Gold Records)
2019: Careful Man, There's a Beverage Here (Sony Music Entertainment)
2019: Want To Hear The Most Annoying Sound In The World? (Sony Music Entertainment)
2018: Chemicals In The Water That Turn The Friggin' Frogs Gay (Sony Music Entertainment)
2017: We're Just Ferocious, We Want Your Heart, We Want To Eat Your Children and Stomp On Their Testicles (Sony Music Entertainment)
2016: My Grandfather Had Something He Used to Say To Me ... He Used to Say GET THE FUCK OUT MY WAY, MAN (Warner Music Group)
2015: We Have Sort of A Problem Here (live at Red Rocks) (Warner Music Group)
2014: We've Got A Whole Freezer Filled With Popsicles (Warner Music Group)
2013: I Told You To Stop Talking To My Wife (Warner Music Group)
2012: We Chose ... Poorly (Warner Music Group)
2012: Do NOT Go In There (Warner Music Group)
2011: Stop Shouting! I'm Not Deaf! (Metal Blade Records)
2010: Hey Bud, What's Your Problem? (Metal Blade Records)
2009: Get Outta Here and Take Your Mother With You (EP) (Metal Blade Records)
Albums Currently Working On
Do You Or Do You Not Know About The Bird (2025)
And Viddy Films I Would (2025)
We Have Sort Of A Problem Here (2026)
My Old Man, He Never Went Out With Me. He Told Me To Go In The Backyard And Play Hide And Go Fuck Yourself (2027)
Careful Man. There's A Beverage Here (2028)
We Don't Need No Stinking Badges (2029)
Fuck You, Asshole (2030)
A Big Fucking Shopping Mall (2031)
You A Hula Hoop Eyed Chicken Neck Looking Jive Turkey (2032)
I'm Tony Montana. A Political Prisoner From Cuba (2033)
And I'm Just Ferocious. I Want Your Heart. I Wanna Eat His Children (2034)
Excellent! (2035)
You're A Fucking Criminal. And You Deserve To Go Where You're Going. (2036)
Suck It, Crooked Pool Table (2037)
Bob. Bob Had Bitch Tits (2038)
Because Meathead, There Can Only Be One Number One And One Number Two (2039)
Now Go Home And Get Your Fucking Shine Box (2040)
I Love The Smell Of Night Palm In The Morning (2041)
Next Time Call Up With Some Serious Questions Because This Is Silly. We Don't Have Time For This (2042)
The Man With A Million Names (2042)
Can I Ask You A Personal Question? (2043)
Are You A Pedophile? (2044)
Do I Feel Lucky? Well, Do You, Punk? (2045)
He's Struck Him Out. Struck Him Out. The Mets Have Won The World Series (2045)
Maybe New Jersey's Not That Bad (2046)
They Say Money Can't Buy Happiness. Look At The Fucking Smile On My Face (2047)
I Told You To Stop Talking To My Wife (2048)
Stop Shouting! I'm Not Deaf! (2049)
Genuine 160 Proof Old Anglo Saxon, Baby (2050)
I'm Asking The Fucking Questions Here, Private. You Understand? (2051)
I Wish One Of You Guys Had Children So I Could Kick Them In Their Fucking Head And Stomp On Their Testicles. (2051)
You Can't Handle The Truth (2052)
Bit Cold And Pointless, Isn't It, My Lovely? (2053)
What In The Wide, Wide World Of Sports Is Going On? (2054)
What We've Got Here Is Failure To Communicate (2055)
The Name Is Just So Powerful. It Says Dirk Digger (2056)
Extend Me Some Fucking Courtesy (2057)
Damn You Vile Woman (2058)
And I Mean The Devil Himself. How Do You Shoot The Devil In The Back? (2059)
He Chose Poorly (2060)
Fuck You Pay Me (2061)
Are You Talking To Me? (2062)
No, Mr. Bond. I Expect You To Die (2063)
Do Not Go In There (2064)
Whoa. We're In A Tight Spot (2065)
I Wouldn't Do That If I Were You (2066)
I Find That Very Hard To Believe, Sir (2066)
Hey, You In My Class? I Am Today (2066)
Come On, Don't Bullshit Me (2066)
Dont Fuck With Me, Fella (2066)
Festivus Is Back (2066)
Giggity, Giggity, Giggity. Goo (2066)
Hey There, Sweetie. How Old Are You? 16? You're First (2067)
Yeah Every Time My Old Man Wanted Sex, My Mother Showed Her My Picture (2068)
Fucking Right, You Made A Bad Mistake (2069)
Ooh. Piece Of Candy (2070)
George Is Getting Upset (2071)
I Think It's Hilarious. How Do You Like That? (2072)
Cosmo Kramer, You Are The Ass Man (2073)
Give Me The Claim Number (2074)
I Got A Whole Freezer Full Of Popsicles (2074)
Cake Or Death? Cake Please (2075)
Donuts. Is There Anything They Can't Do? (2076)
Wanna Hear The Most Annoying Sound In The World? (2077)
Inconceivable (2078)
Get Out Of Here And Take Your Mother With You (2079)
Yeah I'm Gonna Have To Go Ahead And Sort Of Disagree With You There (2080)
The Next Time I See You, Remind Me Not To Talk To You, Will Ya? (2081)
How's It Going, Bill And Ted? (2083)
Halloween. I Open The Front Door, Kids Give Me Candy (2084)
Are You Out Of Your Mind? (2085)
The Truck With The Guns, Fucko (2086)
I'm As Mad As Hell And I'm Not Gonna Take This Anymore (2087)
If You Don't Have My Money For Me, I'll Crack Your Fucking Head Wide Open In Front Of Everybody In The Bank (2088)
I'm Pedaling Backwards (2089)
I've Fallen And I Can't Get Up (2090)
Listen, Gentlemen. I Perform A Service Here And The Service Costs Money (2091)
And Living In A Van Down By The River (2092)
Oh My God. Who The Hell Cares? (2093)
Never Gonna Happen, Murray. Fucking Forget It. Not On My Watch. Not While I'm In This Family (2094)
Struck Him Out. Struck Him Out. The Met Have Won The World Series (2095)
Yeah, I Called Her Up, She Gave Me A Bunch Of Crap About Me Not Listening To Her Enough Or Something. I Don't Know, I Wasn't Really Paying Attention (2097)
I'm The Dude. So That's What You Call Me (2098)
He Wants Someone To Leave Poop On My Door (2099)
I Am Frau Brueher (2100)
Maybe That'll Learn You To Keep Your Big Mouth Shut (2102)
Get Away From Me, You Horses Ass (2102)
I Know That Dude (2103)
I'm Kind Of Retarded (2104)
Fuck The Yankees (2105)
There's Never A Cop Around When You Need One (2106)
I Asked My Doctor If My Heart Was Strong Enough For Sex. He Told Me, Not If I Join In (2107)
Hooray For Boobies (2108)
Don't You Never Tell Me That (2110)
Aloha, Spicoli (2111)
No Shirt, No Shoes, No Dice. (2112)
Mmm ... Yeah (2113)
Only A Fool Tries To Fool Mr. T (2114)
Not Too Fucking Bright (2115)
Holy Moley. It Must Be My Birthday (2115)
Kiss My Bootka (2116)
It Depends Upon What The Meaning Of The Word Is Is (2117)
Just When I Think You Couldn't Possibly Be Any Dumber (2118)
Last Person In The World You Want To Fuck With (2119)
If A Guy Fucking Tripped Over A Fucking Banana Peel, They'd Bring Me In For It (2120)
A Festivus For The Rest Of Us (2122)
I Don't Give A Damn. Where Your Package At? (2123)
Too Bad You Don't Have Nixon To Kick Around (2124)
Wheres Your Other Hand? Between Two Pillows? Those Aren’t Pillows (2125)
Why Don't You Make Like A Tree And Get Out Of Here? (2127)
I Live In Queens. Did You Put That Together Yourself, Einstein? What Do You Got A Team Of Monkeys Working Around The Clock On This? (2128)
Have A Nice Day (2129)
Money Talks. Bullshit Runs The Marathon (2129)
But I Pity The Fool (2130)
Well, You Fucking Bum. Come On Over Here And Tell It To Be In My Face (2131)
Hell, I Used To Shine Hubcaps For A Living. I'd Have A Thousand Hubcaps In My Junkyard, I Don't Know. I Don't Got No Part Number (2132)
Nobody Calls Me Lebowski (2133)
Say Hello To My Little Friend (2134)
Hell, I Like You. You Can Come Over To My House And Fuck My Sister (2135)
Hey, These Blow Up Into Funny Shapes At All? Well, No. Unless Round Is Funny. (2136)
Certainly. You Take The Blonde And I'll Take. The One In The Turban (2137)
There's Something I Want To Show You (2138)
Since Your Old Man Ain't Got No Heart, Maybe You'd Like To See A Real Man (2139)
In The 70s And 80s I Used To Do A Lot Of Drugs, But It's Not Completely Out Of My System (2140)
Those Guys Are Fags (2141)
Come Here And Give Me Some Sugar (2142)
And I Am Deadly Serious About That. Dead Fucking Serious (2143)
You Use Your Tongue Pertier Than A $20 Whore (2144)
Strawberry Is Charging The Mound. The Fight Is Underway (2145)
Mister. If You Don't Shut Up, I'm Gonna Kick 100% Of Your Ass (2146)
When You're Telling These Little Stories. Here's A Good Idea. Have A Point (2148)
Say, Dude (2149)
Viddy Well, Little Brother. Viddy Well, (2150)
Oh, Watch Out! Hes Smoking Pot. He Might Have A Long Story With No Ending On It (2152)
This Guy's Been Stoned Since The Third Grade (2153)
Talk You Later. Bye Bye (2154)
I Find Tinsel Distracting (2155)
Is This The Krusty Krab? No, This Is Patrick (2156)
That's The Stupidest Thing I've Ever Heard (2157)
What's Your Name, Scumbag? (2158)
Did You See The Memo About This? (2159)
You Want Me To Hit You? That's Right (2159)
\ Mr. Spicoli, You're On Dangerous Ground Here. You're Causing A Major Disturbance On My Time (2159)
What Do You Think Of A Person Who Only Does The Bare Minimum? (2160)
Where's The Money, Lebowski? (2160)
You Are Invited (2160)
Time. What The Hell Do You Know About Time? (2161)
You Think You Can Get Soup? Please. You're Wasting Everyone's Time (2161)
Give Me Your Tracking number. I’ll Get Your Package Right Now. I'll Flush It Down The Toilet (2162)
He Struck Him Out. Struck Him Out! The Mets Have Won The World Series (2163)
Liam And Me, We're Going To Fuck You Up (2164)
If Elected Mayor My First Act Will Be To Kill The Whole Lot Of You (2165)
Yes. I'm Sorry, I Do Not Speak English. Okay. (2166)
Got A Real Purty Mouth (2167)
Dad, I Wish You Could Just Shut Your Big Yapper (2168)
Stop It, Man. You're Freaking Me Out (2169)
And Like That, He's Gone (2169)
Oh Oh, Is That The One About The Hooker With Dysentery? (2170)
That Was My Skull. I'm So Wasted (2171)
You Got No Fucking Idea What It's Like To Be Number One (2171)
Oh, You're Gonna Flunk Me? (2171)
What's Your Name, Fat Buddy? (2171)
Where Is Jeff Spicoli? I Saw Him Earlier Today Near The First Floor Bathrooms (2172)
You Know, You A Very Stupid Person. You Called, You Hang Up (2172)
When I Do, I Catch Up With You. I'll Break Them Bones On You. On Your Feet. You'll Never Be Able To Walk For The Rest Of Your Life (2172)
Come And Get One In The Yarbles If You Have Any Yarbles, Thou (2173)
We Need To Talk About Your TPS Reports. Yeah, (2174)
I Did Not Have Sexual Relations With That Woman. Ms. Lewinsky (2175)
You Dick (2176)
Pay Your Bill, Pay Your Bill. That's What You Gotta Do (2178)
Will Be No Eating. E A T I N G (2179)
A Guy Opens His Door And Gets Shot, And You Think That Of Me? (2180)