lyrics by Jackson Dawes

I'm not a very good pool player My draw shot knocks the cue ball off the table My bridge hand is terrible, I scratch all the time They say it's just a game but I think I take it way too seriously I don't watch tv, don't look at other tables Don't even look at the pretty girls I concentrate as hard as I can But I'm the worst player in the world I scratch on the 9 ball, miscue on the break I pretend that I'm good. But it's completely fake Have no idea where the cue ball will end up I want so bad to be good, if I win it's just luck I walk around with fancy chalk in my pocket Expensive pool bag and an even more expensive cue got 8 sticks in a rack in my apartment (all gifts) But on the table I can't buy a clue Vance is amazing makes my head spin Malik is cool, everyone loves Erica And Jonathan is a really nice guy But when I start shooting, I just have to sigh I scratch on the 9 ball, miscue on the break I pretend that I'm good. But it's completely fake Have no idea where the cue ball will end up I want so bad to be good, if I win it's just luck I leave my pool hall crying half the time. But I'll never quit