lyrics by Jackson Dawes

We're the worst band in the world But we're so happy to be here We're playing to a crowd of five But we don't really care (Yes, we do) Failure is the best success We're gonna let it get us down I guess we'll keep on playing Even though we sound like clowns Doctor Boots can't keep the tempo Mister Huckleberry can't tune her guitar Noodle girl plays the bass Like Gene Simmons and Nikki Sixx had a baby Play it, boy wonder Failure is the best success We're gonna let it get us down We're gonna keep on sucking Even though we sound like clowns We're gonna be famous one day We're gonna be rich and famous We're gonna be the best band in the world Just you wait Failure is the best success We're not gonna let it get us down We're gonna keep playing empty rooms Even if we sound like clowns So come on down to our next show And see for yourself We're the worst band in the world But we're the best band you'll ever see