lyrics by Jackson Dawes

We're a band on anarchists and we always argue about voting Two of us hold our noses and vote for the less of two evils Two of aren't registered at all Me, I registered when I turned 18 then later filed paperwork with New York State To have my registration rescinded Because, you know, fuck that Voting is a load of crap There's no need to choose your masters The illusion of choice is a thin veneer This country has already been bought and paid for Good ideas don't require force No scale of power is self justifying Unless my kid wants to drink the bleach under the sink Then I really don't have to give a reason. Biden's bad and Trump is worse And Bernie kind of means well But the only way I would vote Is if they put my choices on the ballot I'd vote for Jimmy of Murphy's Law I'd vote for the local can and bottle lady I'd vote for Matt Damon because he seems cool I'd even vote for my downstairs neighbor Steve Voting is a load of crap There's no need to choose your masters The illusion of choice is a thin veneer This country has already been bought and paid for I'd vote for the guys in Butterbrain I'd vote for Shirley Hemphill (she's dead) I'd vote for George Costanza's Dad I'd vote for Kareem Abdul-Jabbar I'd probably vote for Richard Speck I'd vote for Sanford and his Son I'd vote for David Berkowitz Even though he never wrote me back And that all I have to say until my attorney arrives