lyrics by Jackson Dawes

Rotten Johnny, Sid Vicious fake punk rock, a total disaster, A marketing sham, all image, no substance Let's see how far we can take this They spat on the crowd, they threw bottles, Cursed in interviews, caused a lot of troubles. Mediocre rebellion neatly packaged For impressionable middle class kids The Sex Pistols were terrible, The worst band ever, They were a disgrace to punk, And they should be forgotten forever. Their songs were short and they knew 2 chords, full of manufactured anger They didn't care about melody or harmony, They just wanted to have their name in the papers Their fans broke their legs jumping on the bandwagon Most of them could play bass better than Sid They were a menace to society, And they should have been stopped a long time ago. The Sex Pistols were terrible, The worst band ever, They were a disgrace to punk, And they should be forgotten forever. Put the image and all that aside, and try listening to the music. Seriously. Some people say that the Sex Pistols were a revolution, But I don't see it that way. Snotty British dickheads Who didn't know what they were doing. an irrelevant flash in the pan, Who should have been forgotten. The Sex Pistols were terrible, The worst band ever, They were a disgrace to punk, And they should be forgotten forever