Lyrics by Sarah Herrera

Number One, a photograph of Bob Hope
Number Two, catheters and colostomy bags and supplies

Three, access to a Catholic priest
preferably one with a gambling or drinking problem

Four, six pairs of handcuffs

Number Five, Z.Z. Top's "El Loco"
first edition vinyl in good condition
no scratches

Number Six, one cheerleader outfit, any color

Number Seven, at least 50 square feet of high quality black vinyl

Eight, one gallon Trichlorohydrate

Nine, a Sri Lankan passport for an 8 year old boy
I understand the costs involved in this, I'll pay extra

Ten, A prosthetic limb, either leg or arm

Eleven, Two DVD copies of My Fair Lady

Twelve, Chest x-rays from a female
between the ages of 11 and 18

And thirteen, a car
So I can get out of here and never come back

Thirteen, a car. Maybe a motorcycle.
So I can leave this place and never come back